Here I was, fearing the wrong animal all along: "Cat-related hospitalisations have almost tripled in the past decade, rising from 1,219 cases in 2015–16 to 3,459 in 2024–25. It's even more common than venomous snake bites..." in Australia. Happy #Caturday https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-26/cat-bites-scratches-can-lead-to-sepsis-death-gp-warns/107197410