I was at a taqueria yesterday and this big guy came in asking about happy hour specials and I'm really nosy so, in this time, I learned that he worked at a tattoo parlor which made sense since he was a tough tattoo parlor lookin' type and then he started talking about how this time of year is his favorite and I was thinking "Yeah, Halloween, that tracks" and then he proceeded to say "'cuz I’m a pumpkin spice freak." I don’t like pumpkin spice anything, but I love that big tough guy for saying he was a "pumpkin spice freak."