2026-10-26 01:05 UTC
Today's #monsterdon starts with a montage of a spider building a web and then assaulting a monarch butterfly, I assume because it involves a haunted house and haunted houses have lots of spiders, AND/OR because spider webs are traps! be ware of them (if you are an insect).
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-10-26 01:08
Okay, so this #monsterdon starts in the early modern period, I assume the 18th century American colonies, where men wore three cornered hats and fancy napkins as ties, and women wore the fancy dresses. Anyway, two of the triangle hat boys are stalking a house through a graveyard and concluded that Satan lives there. Meanwhile, in the house, a goatee guy who might be the devil is leading a blonde and a brunette woman through secret passageways into the mines of Moria.