2026-10-26 01:08 UTC
Okay, so this #monsterdon starts in the early modern period, I assume the 18th century American colonies, where men wore three cornered hats and fancy napkins as ties, and women wore the fancy dresses.
Anyway, two of the triangle hat boys are stalking a house through a graveyard and concluded that Satan lives there. Meanwhile, in the house, a goatee guy who might be the devil is leading a blonde and a brunette woman through secret passageways into the mines of Moria.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-10-26 01:11
As the soundtrack continues to emote melodramatically, evil goatee man straps the blonde woman into his underground ziggurat-mounted bondage frame and then starts chanting in Latin and starting wok fires. The girl is into it for a while, but then later she changes her mind and starts screaming. This film may predate the invention of safe words. #monsterdon