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2026-09-22 03:15 UTC

@ug@brain.worm.pink Software development is to actual engineering as a $5 blowjob is to having sex with someone you love, slop coders are the most developer of all developers

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  • @ug@brain.worm.pink 2026-09-22 03:29

    @scathach@stereophonic.space “engineer” or “architect” have always been extremely loaded metaphors, with the exception of maybe people who write machine code / firmware still I’d rather use an app where someone actually designed and worked on than some machine generated bs and the long term implication of slop on top of slop where no one knows how it works is gonna be a major problem when it’s no longer economically viable to burn through centuries of oil in a week

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  • @wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe 2026-09-22 20:38

    @scathach@stereophonic.space @ug@brain.worm.pink i know a couplenwhose passion for the theory and practice approach or match that of, say, electrical engineers but they aren't anywhere near my image of a typical software developer

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  • @ug@brain.worm.pink @scathach@stereophonic.space i meant in dev cycles not clock cycles

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  • @subnetter@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 03:50

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @scathach@stereophonic.space >The results seem to be good Does nobody keep up with infosec at all or do we just parrot bullshit in favor of what's the "cool" and acceptable opinion? Honestly, the only silver lining here is that the level of Dunning-Kruger slop shilling devs continue to display and promote, will inevitably accelerate what is to come.

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  • @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space and what do you think is worse, those guys pumping out those problems at the speed of AI or doing it at the speed of their fingers?

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  • @subnetter@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 04:48

    @ug@brain.worm.pink @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @scathach@stereophonic.space Yeah but it's not just porn addicted 20 year olds using this shit, it's C-Suites and nutcases running our government using this shit to make decisions like Metal Gear Solid 2 :venomsnakedemon2:

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  • @subnetter@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 04:58

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @scathach@stereophonic.space It's not normal to lack empathy for others while your primary fixation is whether or not you have an iPhone, MBP, and whether or not you've jacked off to some 2D Chinese cartoons. How you expect to find a girlfriend or life partner that would want to be around you without being financially compensated for it, is beyond me.

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  • @subnetter@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 05:05

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @coolboymew@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space Unfortunately, it's not the first time that men have normalized the facilitation and distribution of child pornography. Which is what anyone using these tools supports, considering that they lobby for these exact laws. But no biggie right?

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  • @Wiz@tsundere.love 2026-09-22 05:10

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space Tomato vs Subnetter is unstoppable force meets immovable object

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  • @Ree@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 05:12

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space homo

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  • @Ree@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 11:43

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space i bet they have super aids right now and there is no cure for super aids

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  • @Ree@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 11:45

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space yeah lets stick dicks into randos. why not just beat your meat

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  • @Ree@shitposter.world 2026-09-22 11:48

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space but having sex with women is gay because liking women is gay.

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  • @Phobos@eientei.org 2026-09-22 13:21

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space The elation one feels from posting emotionally loaded messages about random strangers on the other side of the planet unto the Internet, is equal or greater than the square inverse root of -5π

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  • @Phobos@eientei.org 2026-09-22 13:27

    @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space No idea, I found it on the symbols section of my keyboard. It looked pretty fancy.

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  • @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @ug@brain.worm.pink @subnetter@shitposter.world @scathach@stereophonic.space

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