2026-07-15 12:24 UTC
Since I'm Polish, I think I can repurpose all of the jokes that were once aimed at us. Here goes...
1) The united states navy has commissioned a new class of warship built with glass bottoms, to see to the old united states navy.
2) An american loan shark lends out all of his money, and then skips town.
3) Two american hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT." So they went home.
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@timberwraith@mastodon.social 2026-07-15 12:35
4) Did you hear in the news that a Boeing passenger flight lost control and crashed into a cemetery in the united states? Government officials have retrieved 2000 bodies so far. 5) Q: Why do american police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles. 6) Q: How many americans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair.