2026-07-15 12:35 UTC
4) Did you hear in the news that a Boeing passenger flight lost control and crashed into a cemetery in the united states? Government officials have retrieved 2000 bodies so far.
5) Q: Why do american police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.
6) Q: How many americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair.
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@timberwraith@mastodon.social 2026-07-15 12:47
7) Did you hear about the u.s. admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave. 8) Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? A: Bubba the Fire Prevention Bear of the u.s. forest service. 9) Did you hear about the most recent tragedy in the united states? In america's largest shopping mall, there was a power outage which left people stranded on the escalators for 4 hours.