2026-07-15 12:47 UTC
7) Did you hear about the u.s. admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
8) Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Bubba the Fire Prevention Bear of the u.s. forest service.
9) Did you hear about the most recent tragedy in the united states? In america's largest shopping mall, there was a power outage which left people stranded on the escalators for 4 hours.
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@timberwraith@mastodon.social 2026-07-15 12:51
10) Two american truck drivers are barreling along when they encounter a restricted overpass. A sign reads, "Clearance: 11"2'." So they get out of their truck, they measure the vehicle's height, and they realize that it's 11"6'. So, the one truck driver looks at the other one and says, "I don't see any cops around... Let's go for it!"