This is my annual post to prove that yes, I am a dinosaur. I hate Halloween. These, I said it. If you have littles, great, dress them up and go crazy. Your Dentist will thank you later. But the reason I hate this otherwise harmless "holiday" is the celebration of death, blood, gore, dismemberment, all that. If you need to put out an inflatable Barbie getting dismembered by Chainsaw Charlie - complete with gallons of fake blood and body parts strewn across your front lawn - you do you.