2026-09-21 01:13 UTC
After the girl characters wander off, a sheriff rolls up in his police boat to talk to the head bump guy, who had some equipment stolen earlier (probably the radio we saw sabotaged earlier). The sheriff tells the dudes that he found a dead guy in the water and asks headbump guy to look at the dead guy because he's a marine biologist, and dead humans are basically dead fish that have tricked themselves into walking.
#monsterdon #StingOfDeath
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-09-21 01:15
The marine biologists think the dead guy's face looks like Portuguese man-o-war stings, the Portugese Man-o-War being a kind of jellyfish that unfortunately does not attack with a broadside of tiny cannons. Perhaps if they asked a terrestrial biologist their conclusion would be a tiger attack instead of a jellyfish attack. The Igon character, who is the stupid sexy Igor character for this movie, thinks it was a giant jellyfish because he read the movie title. #monsterdon #StingOfDeath