2026-05-04 16:53 UTC
I can't stand the smell of pizza, but here's yet another "why in Satan's name was this even necessary?!"
(just like the "remove child before washing" t-shirt label)
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@plwt@mstdn.social 2026-05-04 16:59
@anatudor@mastodon.social Either the marketing team thought this was "fun" or there is a story that a few people at the company have heard about and know to be true of what one customer once tried to do.
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@AmeliasBrain@mstdn.ca 2026-05-04 18:36
@anatudor@mastodon.social I mean, I assume it's a joke. But assumptions, eh? I wonder though, if it started as an "Open this side" instruction on the box, maybe because people were actually observed to spend too much time figuring that part out?