2026-09-29 12:32 UTC
@2legged@mastodon.ie Interesting that the youngest of the lot is the standard bearer. I guess the older ones are too weighted down holding grudges to do any useful work.
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@2legged@mastodon.ie 2026-09-29 12:51
@arclight@oldbytes.space To be fair, they are the most expert holders of grudges that you could find anywhere on earth. If you ever find yourself in possession of some grudges, and wish them to be kept safe and secure in the hands of an expert, then makest thou haste unto Portadown (or anywhere else in the Ulster Bible Belt), where thou willst find loyal orange men who will hold your grudges until the end of time.