2026-09-29 12:51 UTC
@arclight@oldbytes.space To be fair, they are the most expert holders of grudges that you could find anywhere on earth.
If you ever find yourself in possession of some grudges, and wish them to be kept safe and secure in the hands of an expert, then makest thou haste unto Portadown (or anywhere else in the Ulster Bible Belt), where thou willst find loyal orange men who will hold your grudges until the end of time.
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@BackFromTheDud@mas.to 2026-09-29 19:26
@2legged@mastodon.ie "For does it not say 'Thou shalt be a petty minded bigot with no concept of irony for all of time!'?!" @arclight@oldbytes.space
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@Wen@mastodon.scot 2026-10-01 18:24
@2legged@mastodon.ie @arclight@oldbytes.space Those appear to be genetic. I have a couple of very significant grudges, but I hoper my kids will not inherit them.