2026-10-05 11:43 UTC
I once went to a BBC recording with a few butt plugs in my backpack because I was going to someone's house for shagging after the show. When security did the bag scan/search I told them 'just so you know there are some sex toys in there' and they looked at me like I was weird but... they're butt plugs, not knives. No one's gonna be harmed by me carrying these things in my bag.
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@a@beige.party 2026-10-05 11:45
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Idk, slip them between your fingers and you’ve got some wicked knuckledusters. 😅
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@MyOtherAccount@mas.to 2026-10-05 12:25
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Might be a good reminder though that, depending on how well they are made, those devices are potentially detectable with a simple app on a phone (I tend to get the neighbour’s Oral B toothbrush).
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@tomdewar@mas.to 2026-10-05 12:39
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social next time change your phone’s hotspot name to “not a butt plug” to add an extra layer of fun and confusion