2026-03-17 21:10 UTC
Putting together a cabinet. Reading through the instructions first, because I'm a weirdo. Apparently this requires two cocktails to assemble and a pizza to celebrate when you're done.
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@exador23@m.ai6yr.org 2026-03-17 22:24
The instructions were wrong. My drink needed refreshing between steps 5 and 6 - although it is hot out today.
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org 2026-03-17 21:13
@exador23@m.ai6yr.org LOL can you dispense with the assembly and go straight towards cocktails and pizza? Is it smart to assemble things while under the influence? 🤔
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-03-17 21:17
@exador23@m.ai6yr.org if it's an ikea kit, i'd suggest getting the two cocktails, then just stopping. ;)
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@hutterer@mastodon.social 2026-03-17 21:56
@exador23@m.ai6yr.org clearly companion instructions to this piece of furniture, whose assembly instructions clearly state “do not be rude”