2026-10-12 16:56 UTC
Replies (23)
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@ICastFist@programming.dev 2026-10-12 16:59
Sankar did not name any researchers or provide evidence for the claim. I wonder why…
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@TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2026-10-12 17:46
C suite personal at AI companies have taken up smoking crack because… well…
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@BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2026-10-12 19:25
Shhhh… Let them…
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@Pratai@piefed.ca 2026-10-12 19:54
LMAO… no they’re not.
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@froztbyte@awful.systems 2026-10-12 20:45
this is the same company that has attempted other ways of addicting their employees, for “productivity”
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@Anon7394@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-12 22:27
Real talk, I would love to smoke without worrying about cancer.
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@lurker@awful.systems 2026-10-12 23:05
Reminds me of the Anthropic employee who doesnt wear sunscreen
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@CinnasVerses@awful.systems 2026-10-13 03:46
Fires a burst from the Sten gun into the ceiling I thought you LIbertarian bleepers were scared of moral hazards like making people wear seatbelts so they don’t squish their pea brains in a car crash?
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@schnoopy@awful.systems 2026-10-13 06:33
big if true.
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@gerikson@awful.systems 2026-10-13 06:53
skinny nerd enters a bar, lights up and is thrown out blog post appears: “yet another blatant attempt to deny white men sex”
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@Architeuthis@awful.systems 2026-10-13 06:55
segyges already trying to launder the unhinged out of the our chatbot will be curing cancer any minute now new round of claims by framing widespread resentment against AI as “curing cancer is less important than my job satisfaction”.
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@BioMan@awful.systems 2026-10-13 07:40
One of the strongest predictors of the cohesion of a religious movement is costly signaling by which people give things up in a highly visible, credible way for the cause or to signal belief in the cause.
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@fullsquare@awful.systems 2026-10-13 08:04
okay but there’s no way lung cancer catches up to them before incoming ai winter will i also like how they’re not even considering that “there is no meaningful improvement” might be an option
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@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2026-10-13 14:20
Our economy is fully intertwined with these people. They will crush us and demand to be spared from the consequences they wrought.
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@grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2026-10-13 14:27
*Cancers. We would have to cure many cancers. Smoking increases your risk of cancer beyond just throat and lunch cancers.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2026-10-13 16:46
Liar
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@CarpalTunnelButt@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-13 17:14
Honestly, they should just do fentanyl instead and put their full faith in AI happening faster and more meaningfully than it really is.
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@bold_omi@lemmy.today 2026-10-13 17:31
Darwin Awards, here we come.
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@theodoraward@awful.systems 2026-10-13 20:03
at least smoking is social
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@maol@awful.systems 2026-10-13 22:24
Real EA thinking there. Using spurious logic to provide a rational-sounding explanation for doing something bad you wanted to do anyway.
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@itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 2026-10-13 22:34
Finally some good fucking news. You know. They should be smoking 6 packs a day. Really gets the juices flowing. Gets your brain working at 600% efficiency. Running out of energy? Eat pure, raw Radium. Digest it. Make sure to snort some lead while you’re at it. Blocks negative pathways in your brains. And what’s a sandwich without some good old Americium. We’re all patriots here right.
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@auzy1@lemmy.world 2026-10-13 22:45
There’s a reason he can’t name any. Someone probably joked about it, and he thought it would be a good story to increase his shares in tobacco companies and AI
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@Quexotic@infosec.pub 2026-10-14 01:18
huh. not the onion. satire is dead.