Finally some good fucking news. You know. They should be smoking 6 packs a day. Really gets the juices flowing. Gets your brain working at 600% efficiency. Running out of energy? Eat pure, raw Radium. Digest it. Make sure to snort some lead while you’re at it. Blocks negative pathways in your brains. And what’s a sandwich without some good old Americium. We’re all patriots here right.