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@spaf@mstdn.social

2026-09-21 13:34 UTC

I tried carbon dating, twice. Would not recommend. The charcoal briquette was a lousy kisser, had no conversation skills, and lied about its age by 5,730 years. The match with a lump of anthracite went worse — I was immediately given the coal shoulder.

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