@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com
2026-02-28 10:29 UTC
Rediscovered my list of questionable ideas. A sampling
* Spa where cats lick grease out of your hair
* Self back-scratching shirt
* Muscle Cheese, Muscle Cereal
* Studded punk rock therapeutic arm brace
* Knife that toasts as it cuts
Replies (3)
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@print@theforkiverse.com 2026-02-28 10:30
@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com https://retro.social/@ifixcoinops/110823507738743826
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@nicelady@theforkiverse.com 2026-02-28 11:18
@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com sign me up for knife that toasts as it cuts Kickstarter. Hate toasters.
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@gwennienv@theforkiverse.com 2026-02-28 20:11
@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com please send me the back-scratching shirt immediately. I mean, it’ll end my marriage bc I keep him around for back-scratching duties, but worth it.