2026-02-28 20:11 UTC
@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com please send me the back-scratching shirt immediately. I mean, it’ll end my marriage bc I keep him around for back-scratching duties, but worth it.
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@autorotate_blanket@theforkiverse.com 2026-03-01 10:18
@gwennienv@theforkiverse.com On the way! It does bear absolutely no warranties about quality of scratch. So if you're used to an artisanal hand-crafted experience you may want to still keep him around