2026-09-15 05:05 UTC
@mattys_life@mastodon.au
But if you're gone, when will I get a chance to groom your chest hair? Also, here's a picture of a just hatched baby turtle, because I have no idea what to say next. Check out the Alt text.
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@mattys_life@mastodon.au 2026-09-15 05:30
@tendegreesnorth@mastodon.au if there is a chest grooming at stake, I have to stick around for that. I did get ahead of any action by drowning myself in meds. Feeling a bit detached now, so that will do. Good work with the turtles. Sorry for making it awkward.