2026-10-15 13:03 UTC
When I was young, I wanted to be a star.
Now I realize that requires nuclear fusion, radiation, and keeping my core at 15 million degrees for several billion years, so I decided to become an academic instead. I still enlighten, but with less gas.
Replies (5)
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@Meyerweb@mastodon.social 2026-10-15 13:06
@spaf@mstdn.social Oh weird, now that I’m no longer young I find I have a lot more gas.
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@Retepkce@rollenspiel.social 2026-10-15 13:40
@spaf@mstdn.social deep one :)
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@SRDas@mastodon.online 2026-10-15 13:40
@spaf@mstdn.social you're certain of this?! That last bit too?
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@dianea@lgbtqia.space 2026-10-15 14:39
@spaf@mstdn.social your post is still radiant and full of energy ☀️
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-10-15 16:20
@spaf@mstdn.social 🤔