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@darkuncle@infosec.exchange

2026-09-30 16:22 UTC

RE: https://beep.town/@aws/117359217511421189 tired: Amazon drone delivery wired: Amazon catapult delivery

Replies (3)

  • @darkuncle@infosec.exchange The results for drone delivery are so FUBAR I had to check to see if this was satire. 😂 That, and they thought a company mascot named "Peccy" for "Peculiar" would go over well in a country that called chattel slavery the "peculiar institution."

    Open ##4901341

  • @float13@masto.hackers.town 2026-09-30 16:29

    @darkuncle@infosec.exchange Your customers will have the option during checkout for purchase protection insurance for property damage claims within a specified radius of their target address. We are not responsible for lost or damaged packages or damage to yours or nearby properties. We offer this insurance as a convenience to you. 🫶

    Open ##5242474

  • @tbortels@infosec.exchange 2026-09-30 16:38

    @darkuncle@infosec.exchange The most awesome thing Amazon ever did, fir me as a customer, was stop-by-stop delivery monitoring. When I look at the page and it says "your driver has 8 stops until your delivery" - I'm a 5 year old on Christmas eve all over again. 100% emotionally invested, even though I paid for it and know they're just AC filters.

    Open ##5242476