You all agree that a Love Spell has the greatest potential for hilarity. You briefly debate what magic word to use. The Princess insists on "zap." Together, you focus your intent and aim your wands at the unsuspecting monarch. "Three, two, one, zap!" you whisper in unison, waving your sparkly Ren. Faire toys. King Jim sneezes. Majestically. Opens his eyes. And falls madly in love with the first thing he sees: the actor playing Bottom. Crushing on an actor; there is no greater humiliation.