2026-10-18 03:49 UTC
Replies (24)
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@Bell@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 03:53
Ahhhaaahahahaha
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@Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2026-10-18 04:04
All I know is I’m gonna use this to convince my boss to let me switch my work box to Linux. Then probably not install this.
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@hperrin@lemmy.ca 2026-10-18 04:42
LOOOOOOOL. Get fucked, Microsoft.
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@stellargmite@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 04:56
Microsoft doing its own satirical comedy about itself . Almost feels wrong to laugh. But I will, when I get to work. It’ll go in my timesheet too.
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@LewdLemon@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-18 05:09
Lemmy put it like this: free courses in self-defense are cool and all. But do they really have to be organised by the serial sex offender?
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@Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 05:50
This is so Linux purists can use their OS of choice in environments that require attestation so as to pass conditional access requirements.
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@JustEnoughDucks@slrpnk.net 2026-10-18 06:14
What chance is there that this is vibe coded? 80%? 😂
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@eremophila@lemmy.zip 2026-10-18 06:26
Why is everyone pushing me towards bsd?
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@mmmm@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-18 07:26
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@Solrac@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 08:22
I guess, between this, Epic Games Slopnauncher, the mass of people coining since 2025… Is… Is 2026, the actual year of the Linux Desktop? I know we won’t get the grandiose everything is suddenly Linux, but kind of feels like we’ve been getting there, and now ((Popular and Trash)) companies are migrating, in some capacity
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@Corngood@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 08:49
Will this somehow make IO as slow as Windows?
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@daggermoon@piefed.world 2026-10-18 08:53
Defender deletes my fucking files. Fuck defender.
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@XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 09:32
Ironically security is one of the single most commonly used excuses for companies and governments to violate your privacy. Sorry microsoft, you can’t scan all my files. Womp womp.
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@zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 10:48
🤣
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@Clark@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 11:49
Then I need a tool to remove Microslop Defender safely too
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@yxc999@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 12:18
I was actually excited to read this because I thought if it was open source, you could un-Microsoft the code it but yeah, that was naive of me. Fucking clowns.
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@blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-18 13:42
If this leads to more companies accepting Linux as a Desktop OS for their employees, I think this is actually a good move. Helps Linux to become more widespread, and maybe even non-IT people will get to know it better. This in turn could lead to more people using Linux in their private lives as well.
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@boaratio@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 16:35
No they don’t. They want endpoint access to Linux computers. For reference, see Crowdstrike.
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@Mwa@thelemmy.club 2026-10-18 18:53
Please keep Defender on Windows
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@Fizz@lemmy.nz 2026-10-18 20:15
I dont think defenders model can work on linux. I may be wrong but windows defender is powerful because its able to build a profile of windows and then look at differences across its massive fleet. There is no basic linux and the differences across all systems are pretty huge. So that only leaves scanning for virus signatures (clamav does this already) and detecting potentially malicious behaviour which defender has always been dogshit at compared to crowd strike. Maybe im missing some defender features since ive never worked anywhere that uses defender enterprise.
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@sonalder@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 20:42
Microslop wants to spy on your Linux Desktop with Ofender*
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@ouch@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 22:39
A lot of nice sounding words when it’s really about employee monitoring and control. This is bad news for Linux developers at work. One reason for wanting Linux is to get rid of all the privacy violating corporate spyware. Now corporate forces this spyware on you, or you can’t access any corporate resources from your machine. Have fun developing when you need to start worrying what sudo commands you run, because some raise alerts in IT. I hope someone reverse engineers mdatp and documents how to limit how much of your privacy it can invade. That shit needs to be jailed into namespaces that are limited to absolute minimum necessary.
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@DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-19 04:30
Who would install a virus that protects them from other viruses
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@Draegur@lemmy.zip 2026-10-20 10:49
And I want microsoft to eat shit and shit glass.