@carlmalamud@official.resource.org
2026-09-24 19:21 UTC
I raised a big bag of cockroaches, tics, ants, and other vermin. I put them in a paper bag and left them in your kitchen. I'm sorry to say they've gone rogue and escaped their sandbox, it was totally out of my control. Sorry about your kitchen, I've asked the President for immunity and tax incentives as a solution to this situation. Thank you for your support.
Replies (3)
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org 2026-09-24 19:25
@carlmalamud@official.resource.org Can I buy into your Cockroach IPO?
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@SebastianSolidwork@mastodon.social 2026-09-25 04:33
@carlmalamud@official.resource.org The vermin are inevitable.🧐
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@Thomaskirchner7@rollenspiel.social 2026-09-25 06:20
@carlmalamud@official.resource.org Do you offer free sample bags of vermin? I think we should Go with the times and have them in every office, school and university!