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Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedure

WASHINGTON D.C. - GOP lawmakers are chastizing their Democratic colleagues, as well as members of the media, for inquiring about the 6 week disappearance of Sen. Mitch McConnell, insisting the lawmaker "has never been healthier" after being stuffed and mounted.