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Big thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for tonight's choice of Mel Brooks Great Mistake. Still amazing how bad of a script got such a competent presentation. No smoking, no coffee. Mild-mannered Loc-Nar visits post-apocalyptic Earth and claims orphans for the core of a new cult. Close-up death by immolation and by sadistic robot, and likely many other deaths by collateral damage to destroying camps and stations (though the film is careful to point out that the bad guys use stun rifles). Warning: The Owl Dies. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe I was hoping that the surgical alterations was about turning prisoners into guard-beasts. But, they just dropped that and left it lying on the floor. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

"it's not over yet" yeah, they've still got like 20 minutes of film. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

is that orb screaming in pain??? #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

"are you sure we got the right place?" i don't know, man, why don' you ask a little louder, maybe Facility Chairwoman here could answer you. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

can't believe that man's glasses stayed on. those things must be glued to his temples. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

i think they should just thunk her earrings against the orb a few times. probably the earrings will be destroyed, but at least some good will have been achieved. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

wait, that really was Terrence Mann? wow, i thought i was just having some kind of 1990s-induced hallucination. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

"nothing's impossible" after all, someone released this movie, didn't they. #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

oh no... Waterworld. i mean........... #monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

And so they all fucked off into a wetter future. Or maybe they fucked off to Lake Okoboji? Whichever way they fucked off, they certainly fucked off. That was fun, fam. I mean, it was awful, but in a really fun, very 80s way that was kinda charming. Except when they killed the owl. Fuck that scene. Anyway, the Owlbear is done. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, follow strange spheres into the desert. Goodnight! #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986 #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

"Filmed entirely on location in Spain" #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

End credits, and the Solarbabies fuck off into the ocean. Thus is the proper Monsterdon ending used. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

"Follow ... follow ... follow ... free ... free ... free" Inspirational lyrics. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

See, Bodhi can defend itself. It's that touch of Lacnar in it. Meanwhile the Terminack is going to play with the lead nazi. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Family-themed movie decided to go for excessive violence as a solution. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Bodhi now becomes the "More You Know" star. #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

But Bodhi still possesses the Earthling youth! All Hail Bodhi! #Monsterdon #Solarbabies1986

Air Quality Index is not good… full of orb and damn particles #monsterdon #solarbabies1986

Oh DAMN! #monsterdon #solarbabies1986