EXCLUSIVE: Diplomatic Briefing from the "Tent Headquarters"! ⛺🎤
Forget the G20 or the UN summits. Today, the most important diplomatic greeting is coming to you live from the door of our "5-star" tent in Deir al-Balah! 😂
Meet the new board of directors: Mofeed (Chief Executive of Smiles) and Aya (Head of the Hope Department). They decided to address the world today, though the meeting was almost canceled because a gust of wind nearly took the whole "office" away! ⛺💨
As a Civil Engineer currently "on a forced sabbatical," I’ve been demoted to being their personal assistant and bodyguard. I must warn you, their salary requirements are sky-high—they’re demanding lemons and fruit that don't even exist in our local market right now! 🍋🍎
To help this "Management Team" stay in business and maybe upgrade our office to something that doesn't leak when it rains, the directors are accepting "investments" here: 👇
🔗 Support the Team:
chuffed.org/project/144187
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