#angryyogurtman

I need to go to the grocery store. I hope #AngryYogurtMan is done stocking his shelves. We need yogurt and I don't feel like being sworn at.

No #AngryYogurtMan today. I did have an amusing conversation in the produce: Older lady: "Sweetie, come over here." Me: ::braces self:: OL: "How do you buy broccoli?" Me: "Well, I mostly just flip it over and make sure it doesn't have bugs on it. OL: "WHAT? I've never done that. Have I been eating bugs?" Me, helpfully: "Extra protein?" OL: Laughs and thanks me.

Mr. Blue is on his way to pick up niece and nephew and drive them to track camp. He's a cool uncle. I got my groceries for the week and didn't have to encounter #AngryYogurtMan because we didn't need yogurt. 🥰