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I once had someone at a party tell me “I can tell you’re in IT because of how you sit.” I didn’t think I was sitting weird.

Do tight belts cause back pain? I’ve never heard that. Also I’ve had some back issues over the years, and no doctor or therapist has ever told me that. Mainly they tell me to exercise, and give you special exercises to do. Those help.

I had not heard of a drum fish before either. The freshwater drum, Aplodinotus grunniens, is a fish endemic to North and Central America. It is the only species in the genus Aplodinotus, and is a member of the family Sciaenidae

They either have a really fancy laundry room, or a really shitty living room.

Is the joke that German neighbors get angry over improperly separated waste / recycle?

Is there a video or article describing in technical detail this swarm that created its own language to communicate on message boards? Everything I find is non-technical shit mainstream media hype.

Dicker is the new container virtualization technology.

I feel like I missed the jeans. And i’m fine with that.

I’m trying to stick with it, and not pull a bunch of money out. If this is all just insider trading back and forth, my hope is it will recover over time and level out. (As that will be in the interest of the manipulators too.) If it’s just a big crash, like 1929 style, then I figure we’re all fucked whether you have stocks or dollar bills or CDs or doubloons.

CNN was pretty much already right wing. Which is why it’s so funny when MAGAs call it leftist media or liberal media. It’s just moving the window.

Now reverse engineer a matching public key.

I have narrowed the containment of the isolation. Now I’m verifying the resolution path of the indicators. Permission to accumulate the resolution of the transformation. I know what all of those words mean individually…

your mom gave me zstd in my tarballs

Their voters hate brown people. But Exxon is pulling the strings. And they don’t give a fuck about any color other than green.

Usually that’s cod.

Kid Rock will be secretary of education.

I’m sure some maga slut would love to pumped full of royal fuhrer’s DNA.

Why did they need slaves then? Couldn’t they just teleport it all in the first place?

You probably won’t be allowed to fly it.

Post the output when you run that on the key that was posted.

Young tech savvy people on Lemmy will embrace this system with open arms.

You’re just not trying hard enough.

The only way to outsmart AI is to use idioms incorrectly. Until the AI figures out this little trick. Then we all just talk like we’re stupid.

What the hell is yaar crepe sweden?

That sign ain’t right.

I always read this. And I’m not disagreeing. But we had to evolve to hunt and sing and tell stories. At what point do we evolve to where sitting in a cubicle is the “normal” for which we are evolved to do? Like at some point when AI puts us all into the matrix pods, will we say things like “our body wasn’t meant to be in matrix pods all day. We were evolved to sit in cubicles for eight hours and work on computers.”

I’m guessing this supposed HR person is also not a native speaker.

Soda is a Wine-based runner that facilitates easy running of Windows games and applications Isn’t that basically what wine is supposed to do?

Let me know how that goes. Is there an Intro to Furry Guide and a FAQ? Are there classes I can take to get Furry Certified? Do I need to engage in sexual activity which doesn’t align with my current non-furry orientation?

They should staple a little sandwich bag of cookies to the resume with a sticky note that says “accept”.

Ah yes, the horse-walks-into-a-bar cut.

But they are pwning those libtards. rolls coal

Oh wait. Right. Those were a different thing though. Those were like removable covers. I think they had like an elastic on the bottom, kind of like a fitted sheet. So you could remove and wash them. The ones I’m thinking of were more like OP or the parent comment. It was like a vinyl, with some padding inside. So not machine washable, but you could wipe it down.

A cat.

Make no mistakes. DO NOT HALLUCINATE, TIMMY!!

CRAP

I like this internet fight where both parties are being downvoted. Just posting here to get mine too. ❤️

There’s a special chair for that.

I have those same shelves.

Complaining about the service at the Dollar General 🧐🤵‍♂️🍸

Are people afraid to be regular customers? Do they go out of their way to shop at different places all the time?

Is this in the US? There was recently a case where a woman was convicted of something like child endangerment for letting her kid walk to the pond half a mile in her own neighborhood. Which means now the parents have to protect themselves from the law.

Are you operating under the premise that by default everyone is using the gig economy to make extra money? You are starting to sound like you’re trolling. I don’t do gig work. So I suppose I could use one of these phones.

Used to be the plague caused people to fall from windows. Russia should make some 1960s style “Reefer Madness” educational newsreels about this.

What is wrong with this picture?

But nostalgia isn’t limited to things from childhood right? I get nostalgic for things I experienced as a fully grown adult. Often things in media, like tv shows, music, games.

How can our wife planes be real?

I get what they are saying… but it’s stupid.

I think they mean to say, those people would not do that type of work.

Seriously though, this is like a form of elder abuse.