“I’m filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson.”

Stop pushing. We’ve summoned enough snails.

Nice try immortal snail, you won’t get me that easy!

🐌

You are Patricia Highsmith and I claim my £5

LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON LICK THE BUTTON

Snutton

If u push the button u can see the S car go

Push button for snigel

Do snails climb up metal posts like this? I think kids are behind this, and I approve. I have seen them collecting snails by the dozen and carrying them around in their little grubby hands.

I once brought my nephew camping on an island with millions of snails. When the evening came I didn’t think much about them and proposed a bike tour around the island. Well, we will remember that. They were impossible to avoid just by their numbers so we were hearing dozens bouncing on the bike trailer, or being shot left and right by the wheels. My nephew was horrified. He wanted us to stop but we were now in the middle of it so we plowed through. Poor snails. But they should have known better than just fuck in the middle of a trail.

Don’t give this button to the French!

They were merely helping people escar “go” I’ll see myself out.

Kick the button

noooooooooooo dont give legs to the snail i dont want them to be fast

Must be some Heavy Weather today