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    my big oaf of a neighbour has a charlie kirk tshirt

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    just need to inform the tl that from my window i saw a border collie pup going mental on a trampoline

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    following on from his meeting with the president of ireland trymp signs executive order to rename hy-brasil to hy-america

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    saw this boat earlier

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    im in love with the smell of poo im in love with your jobbie

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    candians being forced to have straight bananas and go to the polski sklep

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    poundhog day

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    so manchester city fans, let me tell your a little story about a plucky football club that was called rangers fc

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    they are bringing back this fucking egg! https://youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?si=h9LTl_g5BaeUB8Dk

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    How do you do fellow Brits this is a Jorts Horse admin announcement: To comply with new UK identity laws you must provide identity verification via a UK passport to continue using the service. Please mail a copy of your full UK Passport or driving license to the following address for our admin to verify. We will endeavour to return them within 14 days. mailto Alexey Sergeevich Smirnov 420000, г. Казань, Республика Татарстан а/я 112 Смирнову Алексею Сергеевичу Российская Федерация

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    people always telling me political violence doesn&amp;#39;t work but i haven&amp;#39;t heard chatlie kirk say any bullshit for over a year now

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    yo app developers why is your app for a supermarket loyalty card nearly 600mb what the fuck is it doing

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    @fraggle Bilbo gave the ring to Frodo on his birthday, he has no use for it so by Shire custom it should have been donated to the Mathom House in Michel Delving

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    a lot of streamers sitting in front of walls filled with funko pops are very mad about a trailer

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    in the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland it is now illegal to place your face between the cheeks of a phat ass

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    the british press gather at the door of ten downing street to see if andy burnham will emerge and see his shadow, predicting six more years of austerity.

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    thinking of buying a car for the first time at my big age and everything available now basically looks like the homer simpso n car.

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    exclusive jortshorse post :sm64_p: :sm64_i: :sm64_s: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss:

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    ask not for whom the crab raves it raves for thee.

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    chuck norris fact 127. chuck norris does not need to breathe. because he is a dead body. the only air escaping him now is farts from the gas build-up in his abdomen.

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    john darnielle voice: this song&amp;#39;s called &amp;#39;going to paisley &amp;#39;

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    just heading down the local

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    red dwarf redemption, open world game where a Scouser, a cat, a robot, and an asshole, roam around and empty space derelict and solve extremely minor side quests.