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  Got to use the term "load-bearing null pointer dereference" in a meeting today. Big day

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  It's called an atomic bomb because it's impossible to observe its intermediate states

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  GitHub: one of your repositories is filling up Actions storage Me: ok, which? I never used that on purpose GitHub: secret 👉👈

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  So a CA was caught using this in production?

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  (explaining the concept of a burrito) Ok, so imagine a monad...

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  Cannot overstate the ADHD lifehack value of having a smartwatch that can make your phone vibrate so you can find it. As long as I don't lose my phone while my watch is charging, I'm literally unstoppable

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  Disappointed NVIDIA stopped innovating after NVFP4. Where's the FP1?

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  Maybe this is obvious but TIL a bwrap read-only mount does *not* stop you from opening and writing to sockets, including, say, incus and docker control sockets

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  Incredible how this stuff tastes exactly like a hi-vis jacket

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  Friday afternoon is a good time to slack off ^H^H make a tool I wanted. When code is heavily inlined and LTO'd it's not always obvious which functions are actually contributing to the code size. So, use `addr2line` to unwind the inline call stack at every single instruction, add up the instruction sizes attributed to each tree node, and scrape it into an HTML report. Nice to get an idea of "where should I look next"

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  The fact GDB still uses `apropos` for help, but now prints an emoji when you ^C it, is such an incredible generational clash

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  It's kind of sad when someone smart walks up to you and tells you about what they've been working on with Claude. Surely there's a German word for this feeling already?

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  When I hear someone say "agent swarm" or "orchestrator", all I can think of is "we finally built the Man-Month, from the famous book, The Mythical Man-Month"

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  🤔 GLP-1 general public license

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  > wheels are intended to replace eggs completely normal statements from the Python community

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  Is it "Unix guy coded" to invoke cargo from a Makefile?

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  Idle thought in light of the Copilot GitHub thing: can you put yourself as Co-authored-by:? So I can have commits by Luke and Luke and Luke and Luke?

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  When somebody tells me something is "complicated"

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  Slightly annoyed at copy.fail releasing a PoC for an exploit still not patched in Ubuntu LTS so that they can advertise their AI thing

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  Something I believe but never managed to put into words is that software/RTL tests lose some of their value every time you fail them. If you keep trying you will eventually find a hole in the test that lets incorrect code pass. Is there a name for this? This is one of the things that makes me skeptical of LLM-generated code. Thrashing around until the tests pass is more likely to leave you with fundamental correctness issues than if you'd thought about things up front, tried to make the...

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  TIL: if node.js encounters an error in a minified source file it will print out the entire library as the "context line" for the error. For example the PDF.js worker is a 2 MB source file on a single line. If you're wondering why I'm trying to use PDF.js in node even though it uses browser APIs: I'm not, it's just there seem to be several ways to inject mocked test dependencies, one of them experimental and the rest deprecated or removed. I fe...

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  Stubbed my toe on "JavaScript can't do SHA-256 if your web app wasn't served over SSL" and apparently this is a known rabbit hole, holy shit: https://github.com/w3c/webcrypto/issues/28 I would like to understand the thought process of someone who imagines any outcome other than people rolling their own crypto for locally served web apps

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  When you see the word "orchestration" you should parse this as "the big ball of spaghetti that implements all of our logic and approximately 50% of our DB layer"

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  I wrote a new open source licence for LLM-generated code

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  This time of year is a good reminder to show gratitude, so I wanted to take the opportunity to say: "thank you for all the papers, science birb."

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  Psst, want to see a funny GitHub issue? https://github.com/anomalyco/opencode/issues/18100

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  @mntmn Gives new meaning to Pascal's "I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."

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  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cascaded ternary operators that continue for page after page. Nested twelve levels deep to force left-associativity. All gone, like tears in the rain

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  ❌ "My boiler tripped my RCD" ✅ "My RCD passed its unscheduled test with flying colours"

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  New post: A Love Letter to the Zbkb pack Instruction https://wren.wtf/shower-thoughts/a-love-letter-to-zbkb-pack/