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<p>37 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg. </p><p>i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the &quot;green fluff is good, actually!&quot; brigade</p><p>my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once</p><p>come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text </p><p>:blobcatgoogly:​</p><p>please read the pins before you toss me a follow request! i&#39;d appreciate it, thanks! 💖</p><p>header done by gavinwolf formerly of snouts.online</p><p>~ * testimonials * ~</p><p>&quot;this is why I&#39;m admin and you&#39;re the sidekick screaming child&quot; - milly milbert mcmoderator</p><p>&quot;th

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    as we talk about the morality of vaccine patents i think it is a nice time to also remember historical precident jonas salk did not patent the polio vaccine. he went out of his way to make sure it was not patented. he never got rich. he actively made sure he didn&#39;t get rich off of it. but that history is full of stories about how for the rest of his life, jonas salk did not have to ever pay for a beer in any bar in this country. he would get on airplanes and once somebody recognized his...

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    i wish i knew what this is from but it also may as well be a footnote in a guide to the fediverse.

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    listen, it&#39;s not that i aim to be a tyrant. it&#39;s just that when i am voted empress of the everything, i will mandate that anyone listing a top and skirt set under the &quot;dress&quot; section, especially if the top is a crop top, will be shot into the sun.

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    if i go to kentucky to visit my niblings, make them the viral blue spirulina pasta, and tell them it&#39;s made of blended up smurfs, this is:

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    i&#39;ve discovered the exact opposite of an aphrodesiac! it&#39;s a finance bro romance scammer describing a denied booty call as &quot;we could&#39;ve linked up for thirty, forty minutes&quot; like it&#39;s a goddamn meeting with agenda items you&#39;re circling back to

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    a #harpfixesbatman concept for general use: Oh no! Poison Ivy is at Wayne Manor to kidnap that billionaire playboy Brucie Wayne! right up until she gets a strange look on her face and says &quot;...your mother&#39;s rose bushes just threatened to curse me with aphids for a thousand years if i harm you, assuming that&#39;s what &#39;the little sprout&#39; is. so... maybe i should find someone else to kidnap&quot;

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    when i am empress of the everything i will also implement the following actually good idea: dishwashers you browse at the store will also have, for a nominal fee, a cardboard kit you can get and quickly assemble... that is the same layout as the inside of the dishwasher. so you can make sure all your current dishes fit

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    ok ok i may have gone on a grumpy-ass rant in discord last night but it&#39;s the start of an idea which i think is important but will be very inflammatory (in all the right ways) on certain parts of the fediverse: &quot;you&#39;re still using windows? you don&#39;t deserve privacy! you should have already been using linux you compiled yourself in the woods from twigs and berries, like me, le epic compsci major!! otherwise you&#39;re just tooooo stuuuuupiiiiddd to be afforded basic human rights...

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    me: ha ha i&#39;m not high maintenance i promise also me: hold on i have to charge my heated eyelash curler

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    please know i say this with admiration: no hobby does drama quite like fiber arts. anyway on that note, aspen in the moment&#39;s videos are all utterly delightful and here is the latest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-klGWLxHBqo

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    anyway check out the newest little accessory that is from a little event in where winds meet. and by that i mean. please meet Fitzherbert. he is my son and i love him very much.

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    sometimes i get a nice lucky catch of a screenshot

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    hello transfeminine people on spironolactone i have found what you all need in life

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    one of the great continuities of humanity is the idea that if you have some clay, you should make a little guy out of it

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    generative AI is so shit that it makes me mad for the rest of AI because actually good and cool and useful shit is being done! it&#39;s just not the new hotness of an investment bubble. it&#39;s like being a gardener watching the tulip bulb bubble and hearing people go &quot;flowers are bad&quot; when in fact there are many useful flowers beyond tulips. in fact most flowers are not tulips i would even go so far to say

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    ok i said it as a joke yesterday but i kinda do feel this deep in my heart: my clearly not neurotypical ass hates generative AI because fuck it, it can&#39;t even infodump right!! my culture is not your costume, openai!!!!!

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    i was reminded of this today but just in case you haven&#39;t seen this yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSOo84fAdsE

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    god i hope these company names are intentional