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  DAE who is single with no prospects or self-control occasionally have a cheeky little sippy-sip of the pickle water straight from the jar?

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  cum dowsed in cum, soaked in cum

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  Remember that time Amelia Bedelia was told to draw the curtains, so she literally sketched them on some paper? The level of incompetence was astounding. I honestly can’t believe she wasn’t fired on the spot.

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  TIL All of Downton Abbey was written by this man

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  Why did they name it this?

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  At 16 y/o I definitely fantasized about older women, there’s no denying it. I was also in no way emotionally mature enough to process having a sexual relationship with one in a positive way. The meme is actually kind-of amusing, and I’m not personally offended. But the general public generally frowns upon making light of statutory rape, and finds no nuance in it. Lemmy is chalk full of the general public.

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  feces

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  fuck the police, coming straight from the underground

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  honey where'd you put my sandoes?

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  NEW RELEASE RATED P

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  is it safe to eat an apples butt hairs? i know the stem isnt edible and you arent suppose to eat the seeds because they have sighing night, but can you eat thje butt hairs?

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  That all changed when I met your dad last night