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  I would never risk going on safari without my badger! https://eff.org/press/releases/eff-launches-privacy-badger-safari-macos

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  To a man with a hammer, every phone is a vibraphone

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  Announcing a new militant anarchist modeling squad, the Durutti Cuties

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  ICYMI the big boi PHP vuln dropped ahead of tomorrow's patch, PoC and partial mitigation included https://jackalsyn.com/posts/php-up-2026.html EDIT: this was a recreation, not the original research

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  buy 👏 sysadmins 👏 beverages 👏 when we emerge from our hidey holes

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  conservation colonialism is alive and well here in norcal https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2026-10-19/why-this-northern-california-tribe-is-fighting-great-redwood-trail

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  I'm gonna go to sleep now, and probably patch something there too

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  what idiot called it the USRDA and not your sodium per diem

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  Ugh, why am I so tired and lazy this weekend (reads @zackwhittaker's newsletter) oh. Right.

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  This is why I still read @2600 - for every article claiming to describe a new method for steganography (they haven't, it isn't even you know what never mind) there's an analysis of "the extractive frontier of AI" through the lens of Gravity's Rainbow (pump that in my veins and smoke it)

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  I saw the best minds of my generation They went that-a-way After them!

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  I'm not saying they should, I'm just saying it's proof we're not living in the absolute worst possible version of capitalism that Jenga isn't running a special promotion today

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  Where was I? I was at work, we were all gathered around a tiny CRT TV in my manager's cube, and by far my clearest memory of the day is the company owner saying in a hush, "This is going to have a huge effect on the economy."

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  @lzg now is the winter of our discontent

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  I've been perfecting my speedwork playlist and good news, now I know how I will die

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  may you be safe may you be loved may you never hear the words "from a brand perspective,"

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  Well well well, look who's back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnTgZzgk110

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  I feel sick. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/16/trump-administration-plans-2-8bn-sale-of-2000-pound-bombs-to-israel

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  Going back and listening to NoMeansNo's final album, All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt, for the last time in some years, and remembering how I thought it was a bit too pop-punk on release, and, well, let's just say I had a strange definition of pop-punk

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  Nooo more discourse Nooo more takes Nooo more chatbot's Baaad deepfakes Loooog off of Twitter Loooog off forever Log off and touuuuuuch grass (low bitrate kabooming)

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  OK but what if I am a flof?

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  "being awake" -- not as easy as they would have you believe

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  heirloom tomatoes? More like hairlump tomatoes! (hairlumps are delicious)

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  Very glad I'm taking my time to think through and write out all the words in this talk on AI & Infosec instead of asking a big math ball what I'm statistically likely to think

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  Hi, I'm Smokey Robinson. Whenever I want to sit on something transparent, I come here, to The Clear Sofa Tooooooown

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  Every now and then I get a dumb idea and wish I could draw it, but I can't draw, so I don't. The idea that someone else might just prompt a genAI spurred me to suck it up and make bad art today. It sucks, it's probably only funny to a few people, and I should be embarrassed, BUT IT WAS FUN

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  this economy? in this economy!?

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  While you were busy "getting a dopamine hit from the experience," I enjoyed it

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  I once failed to stop my bash "for i in ... do curl $i" from "breaking out" and "hacking into" some stuff, p sure that means it was conscious, please alert the media k thx bai

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  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116761451345714633 I once worked at a youth hostel where there was a sign in the kitchen saying "Do not let Timmy dry his socks in the microwave." One night the very Timmy talked me into ignoring it. Reader, his socks caught fire.