Ryan The Red π₯οΈπ²πΊπ³οΈβπ
redrummy@ohai.social
<p>I like bytes, bikes, beers, and boys. I'm just not sure about the order. Lover of floofs. Leftish. Anti-fascist. Problematic. Transit advocate. Death to <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/CarCulture" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CarCulture</span></a>. OG <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://ohai.social/@redrummy" class="u-url mention">@<span>redrummy</span></a></span> twitter expat. <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/AlaskaGrown" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AlaskaGrown</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Biking" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Biking</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Tech</span></a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/Queer" class="mention hashtag" rel="t
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@Datagraver/117392546994790305 Genocide. The word for this is &quot;genocide&quot;.
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Introducing my dad to &quot;Midsomer Murders&quot;, quite by accident, actually. It&#39;s a good thing. (theme song plays... IYKYK)
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@NickGates ππππ
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If there&#39;s one thing I can do for my dad while I&#39;m here it&#39;s make sure he gets real fresh food that isn&#39;t freezer-to-microwave fare. Grilled tacos. Winner winner chicken dinner
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I can&#39;t tell you how tickled I am that I accidentally got my dad hooked on Midsomer Murders. Good times.
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&quot;Come back in a week to have the stitches removed.&quot; LOL as if. Unless there&#39;s an issue, why would I bother? I know what normal healing looks like. A little snip snip at home is too easy. Or maybe I&#39;m too practiced at being injured. π€·
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They tried to make me go to rehab But I said, &quot;No. Shit. Yes, that&#39;s actually probably a really good call.&quot;
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Yo we heard you like canals so we put a canal across your canal
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Gods I adore 80&#39;s Depeche Mode. Ignore the video. Close your eyes. it&#39;s all about the sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1mD-_DKHc0
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@cgt Oops, now you triggered the DM fan club feedback loop. What are your favorites?
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Whew. Work can fuck off for a couple weeks. NorCal family, here we come.
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Wait, Costco has a pet insurance discount? Figo Pet Insurance has entered the chat. It&#39;s a battle royale in my mailbox.
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Yes, I&#39;m a basic bitch.
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Hello again, SEA-TAC, every traveling Alaskan&#39;s second home. Too many Eskimo tails to count around here.
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In searches for &quot;bike shop&quot; in Grass Valley CA, Google maps keeps including &quot;Bicycle Thief&quot;, which is in fact a pizzeria. Do I give it a pass on this one?
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Well... Fuck.
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So, if the Pentagon fails its 9th consecutive audit, then the military industrial complex only gets 99.5% of its budget? Oh dear. How dire. Die in a fire. https://thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill.com/homenews/house/5982387-biggs-pentagon-audit-ndaa/amp/
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RE: https://woof.tech/@konstruct/116915843157375751 I'm not het, but I DO love my bicycle.
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@ekuber/116862896417510031 USA right now in 1 image. Happy 4th.
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Freedom! It's after-work bike-to-beer-30 on the creek time, bitches! Happy Friday!
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#SilentSunday #Anchorage #Alaska #Parks #Trails #Dogs
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I like Austria and Switzerland. They aren&#39;t neutral in the sense of passivity, but aggressively so, as in, &quot;Don&#39;t mess about our borders, because we WILL enforce that.&quot; https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2026/05/13/austrian-jets-intercept-unauthorized-us-military-planes-two-days-in-a-row/ Austria was the fifth European country to close its airspace to U.S. activity related to the war in Iran, with the countryβs vice chancellor, Andreas Babler, saying that...
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Lovely day for a spring bike dog run. (Your mileage may vary.) But I think my floofy boy is out of shape. He&#39;s been sandbagging us. Alaskamutt don&#39;t care. She&#39;s good to go!
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Have you ever had a former best friend that, despite numerous fights in an increasingly toxic relationship you want to exit, somehow thinks you're still best friends? It's exhausting.
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I have had Grass Valley Brewing Company&#39;s &quot;Irish Getaway&quot; red ale at several local establishments now, because GODDAMN, this is a good beer! https://gvbrew.com/grass-valley-brewing-co/irish-getaway/
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I didn&#39;t shower today. *sniff* I&#39;d fuck me. Who wants in on this?
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The perennial quest at SEATAC: &quot;Which place has the least worst beer prices?&quot; Today it&#39;s Beer Union in A concourse.
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TV news headline: &quot;AMERICANS ON HANTAVIRUS CRUISE SHIP RETURN TO US&quot; Yeah, you&#39;re never going to catch me on one of those floating disease incubators, in *addition* to all of their other problems.
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Tonight's menu: Bruschetta on GF toast points Roasted butternut squash w/ thyme Shrimp w/ lemon buerre blanc & capers Chocolate mousse
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I miss these dogs already. Send me pics of them being cute while I&#39;m gone. (Edit: That was supposed to be a DM, but still...)