Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
<p>"Fantastic orgy of destruction" is my middle name. It's hard to explain that to HR managers.</p><p>Shitpost machinegun.</p><p>Also huge nerd, but you'll have to wade through shitposts and <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>monsterdon</span></a> toots to find anything of substance.</p>
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This is a level of villainy we don't often see from Price and I'M LOVING IT #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973
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I am deeply curious of the purple drank #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973
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Holy shit, this movie is a motherfucking delight #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973
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VINCENT DOING A COOKING SHOW IN THEATER OF BLOOD IS THE BEST #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Well, I guess I have a recommendation for #monsterdon It's a pretty wild ride. Right up there with Werewolf Of Washington. "The Rare Blue Apes Of Cannibal Isle" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mA_WMdnbOQ
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MANOS THE HANDS OF oh shit #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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So he encased her in brussel sprout jello and then fed her to locusts? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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This hospital or hotel looks like it would go well in Brazil. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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Wow that's a lot of brussel sprouts. Someone's gonna get farted to death. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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"It appears to have been fired by catapult." You can tell that by the rifling and tool marks? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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Is this the plague of unicorns? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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He keeps Moet & Chandon in a pretty cabinet When he drinks it, it goes down his fucking neck #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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This poor man could smell someone burping Lacroix through 4 feet of glass. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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That is a BIG needle. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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aHHAHAHAHAHHAHA TERRY THOMAS SO GREAT #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIINNNN #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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"If I'm a frog, won't everyone want to lick me?" - this dude #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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Oh no, the fruit bats accidentally scratched his face and he died of unrelated injuries. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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Good thing this guy has a skylight. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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Too cheap to built automata to feign playing instruments, they just put dudes in morphsuits and masks. Cheap bastards. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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If you've watched most Vincent Price movies, and thought "Damn, he's really understated and subdued as an actor. I wish he'd let go more," BOY ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR WISH Vincent Price chewing scenery like never before! #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971
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This scene is missing a terminator #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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SHOW IT AGAIN #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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Won't his atoms become mixed up with his clothes now? And the towel on his head? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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LADY, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LETTING THE BOY CATCH THE FLY, SINCE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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"UGH THIS CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE PISS" "It's Italian sparkling wine, darling." #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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"We can re-integrate champagne, but we still can't integrate our schools!" #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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The cat exists in the upside down, now. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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Yes, it matters. Imagine sending a human through it, and suddenly they're the mirror image of themselves. Situs inversus. The chirality of all their molecules flipped. Anything you consume or attempt to breed with, incompatible with your weird-ass existence. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958
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OK, houseowner dude. Consider draining the acid vat NOW? #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959