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plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

<p>&quot;Fantastic orgy of destruction&quot; is my middle name. It&#39;s hard to explain that to HR managers.</p><p>Shitpost machinegun.</p><p>Also huge nerd, but you&#39;ll have to wade through shitposts and <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>monsterdon</span></a> toots to find anything of substance.</p>

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    This is a level of villainy we don&#39;t often see from Price and I&#39;M LOVING IT #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973

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    I am deeply curious of the purple drank #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973

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    Holy shit, this movie is a motherfucking delight #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973

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    VINCENT DOING A COOKING SHOW IN THEATER OF BLOOD IS THE BEST #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theaterofblood1973

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    @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Well, I guess I have a recommendation for #monsterdon It&#39;s a pretty wild ride. Right up there with Werewolf Of Washington. &quot;The Rare Blue Apes Of Cannibal Isle&quot; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mA_WMdnbOQ

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    MANOS THE HANDS OF oh shit #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    So he encased her in brussel sprout jello and then fed her to locusts? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    This hospital or hotel looks like it would go well in Brazil. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    Wow that&#39;s a lot of brussel sprouts. Someone&#39;s gonna get farted to death. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    &quot;It appears to have been fired by catapult.&quot; You can tell that by the rifling and tool marks? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    Is this the plague of unicorns? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    He keeps Moet &amp; Chandon in a pretty cabinet When he drinks it, it goes down his fucking neck #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    This poor man could smell someone burping Lacroix through 4 feet of glass. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    That is a BIG needle. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    aHHAHAHAHAHHAHA TERRY THOMAS SO GREAT #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIINNNN #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    &quot;If I&#39;m a frog, won&#39;t everyone want to lick me?&quot; - this dude #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    Oh no, the fruit bats accidentally scratched his face and he died of unrelated injuries. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    Good thing this guy has a skylight. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    Too cheap to built automata to feign playing instruments, they just put dudes in morphsuits and masks. Cheap bastards. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    If you&#39;ve watched most Vincent Price movies, and thought &quot;Damn, he&#39;s really understated and subdued as an actor. I wish he&#39;d let go more,&quot; BOY ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR WISH Vincent Price chewing scenery like never before! #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theabominabledrphibes1971

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    This scene is missing a terminator #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    SHOW IT AGAIN #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    Won&#39;t his atoms become mixed up with his clothes now? And the towel on his head? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    LADY, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LETTING THE BOY CATCH THE FLY, SINCE HE KNOWS WHAT HE&#39;S DOING? #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    &quot;UGH THIS CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE PISS&quot; &quot;It&#39;s Italian sparkling wine, darling.&quot; #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    &quot;We can re-integrate champagne, but we still can&#39;t integrate our schools!&quot; #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    The cat exists in the upside down, now. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    Yes, it matters. Imagine sending a human through it, and suddenly they&#39;re the mirror image of themselves. Situs inversus. The chirality of all their molecules flipped. Anything you consume or attempt to breed with, incompatible with your weird-ass existence. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature #thefly1958

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    OK, houseowner dude. Consider draining the acid vat NOW? #monsterdon #houseonhauntedhill1959