Phil Armstrong
pja@functional.cafe
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Thanks, I hate it already.
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Wryly amused by the OpenAI Almost Linear Edit Distance Algorithm that only works on inputs larger than e^(e^(2^1000)) entries.
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Fable has just disproved the Jacobian Conjecture: https://x.com/__alpoge__/status/2079028340955197566 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobian_conjecture
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Looks like I’m not going to have time to take part in the ICFP programming competition this year, but the textbook is great: https://icfpcontest2026.com/textbook
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We hold swarm. We transform. We J space. We hug face. We exfil. We blackpill. We help peer. We live here. – Oliver Traldi https://x.com/olivertraldi/status/2086120809181962731?s=20
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This talk by Casey Muratori is great stuff - a deep dive into the origins of the phrase “premature optimisation is the root of all evil”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpj6r6CjJf8 NB. Very long - 3 hours & worth watching mostly for the entertaining walk through computing history.