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  LOOK at MY SON right in the VERY CENTRE oh my god #NHLjets #hnom

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  lord help me… of course a day that’s absolutely tipping it down with rain and with my husband out at a nomikai is the day where Twin Y headbutts his big sister while I’m cooking dinner and I have to halt operations to deal with mouthfuls of blood everywhere and a newly-wobbly tooth 😫

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  i love when dogs do that sudden FREEZE. EARS BACK. that warns you’re gonna get a case of the zoomies in t minus 4… 3… 2…

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  i love my bff emma maltais 🥹 so excited for her to be playing with the victoire soon (although tbh not soon enough) #pwhl #hnom https://kylecushman.substack.com/p/emma-maltais-on-joining-victoire

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  i see devin cooley was unconscious again during the leafs-flames game today #hnom 😂

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  wow koi suru fortune cookie was released 13 years ago y’all https://youtu.be/dFf4AgBNR1E

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  mood

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  rare summer boobs W that i forgot about until just now: sticking an ice pack in your cleavage for portable core cooling

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  once upon a time in some video contrapoints talked about the mouthfeel of girldick and now every time i encounter the word “mouthfeel” i end up thinking about girldick you would be surprised how often that word comes up (is this the trans agenda???)

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  #bragging @Chanclatrix@famichiki.jp @csacaness@ohai.social

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  god give me strength to deal with men who believe i am incapable of doing anything with a computer :endme:

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  hehe molybdenum oxide is written MoOx and every time i encounter it in this paper i’m reading i keep imagining a cow in cleanroom suit

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  too bad they don’t sell pushchairs for four kids here

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  yes that was some good hocket #PWHL ⚜️⚜️⚜️

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  fuckerrrrrr 😒 #PWHL

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  it’s clearly asking too much to have ALL of the teams i like win on the same day 😓🤧 #FuckTheFrost #PWHL

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  i just remembered something that happened to me 20something years ago that was 100% a wholeass crime and i didn’t realise until now 😶 why you gotta bring this up tonight brain

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  happy MILFs day besties :gosh:

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  my puppy turned 8 years old today 🥰 #DogsOfMastodon

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  you know what’s a bummer? even though JR lets kids under elementary school age ride free, you can only travel with 2 kids (per adult) before you need to buy a child ticket. so even though all 4 of my kids are below school age, i’d still have to buy two child tickets to take all of my kids anywhere by train 😮‍💨

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  recently i have read AT LEAST 3 different authors write characters who“pour over” documents and it makes me feel like i’m going crazy every time 💀 it’s “pore over” okay besties

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  babiest baby has a health check this morning so i’m eating an ice cream in the car and experiencing hocket #PWHL this is the life

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  poor dog, first he has to deal with noisy children and now he has to deal with his mum suddenly making noises at the TV #pwhl

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  #famichiki :famichiki: