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😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈

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    What if Dr. Phibes but with… “theater kids” #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theatreofblood1973

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    Oh yeah, I remember this one. It’s very much like Dr. Phibes but with a theater troupe #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #theatreofblood1973

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    @aintnorulesays@social.miyaku.media that you can’t have a monster pit in your basement #monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace

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    @aintnorulesays@social.miyaku.media you can’t have a monster out in your basement #monsterdon #thehauntedpalace1963

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    None of this is up to building code! The place is a death trap! #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    (speaking Latin) Omnious Givatious Fellatious #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Has the county building inspector seen this wooden scaffolding covered in lit touches??? Seems like a code violation #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Why does everyone always assume that I’m hiding in my secret passage? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Maybe Gideon was already burnt like that before I set him on fire? You can’t prove that he wasn’t! #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    The Gaslighting Palace #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    This comedy would be funnier if Vincent says “WHOOPSIE!” every time he accidentally throws gasoline on someone and burns them to death #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    “Ya burnt!” #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    I bet this palace needs radon mitigation #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Macro-necronomics 101 #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Me: (slyly) “So uh… does the bathrobe match the drapes? …if you know what I mean.” #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Pro-tip: listen to the audiobook of the Necronomicon at 1.5x speed and start raising the dead faster! #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    the midnight coterie of sinister intruders? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Thrill! At the lingering, inescapable fog! #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Scrambled eggs all over her face. What is a girl to do? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Monsterdon real estate scam strikes again #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    [ 110 years later ] George Costanza: “Well, the jerk store called, and they&#39;re running out of you!” #SeinfeldPosting #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Vincent Price’s sex dungeon #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Where’s Shane? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Presented in Super Cheap Coreman-vision #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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    Oh no! Ruth fell asleep in the middle of Monsterdon again #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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    Get him! He’s not wearing a black turtleneck! #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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    Tech bros coming to get him for refusing to use A.I. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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    This Sunday’s sermon is titled “Freaks! All of you! I’m a man!” #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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    “Babe, what’s the matter? You barely touched your lathe?” #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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    “Morgan! We&amp;#39;ve Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car&amp;#39;s Extended Warranty!” #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964