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  20 minutes! #Monsterdon

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  Contain it? I think that ship has sailed my guy. #Monsterdon

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  I was wrong. We use bats as the vaccine. #Monsterdon

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  "you must be hungry, let me fix you something" ("with garlic") #Monsterdon

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  Can't they just use garlic as the vaccine then? #Monsterdon

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  "I'm not going to hurt you!" *is actively hurting them* #Monsterdon

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  A shovel in the dirt next to a grave is the universal symbol for "I just dug this grave off camera". #Monsterdon

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  The #Monsterdon test: two women talk to each about something other than a monster

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  Well now how are they going to get the money? #Monsterdon

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  Yeah don't even bother trying to move when the rope is starting to constrict. #Monsterdon

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  You don't see it terribly often, but one of my favorite grammatical aspects that gets used online is the pluralization of certain acronyms with an 's, rather than an s or es. It's obviously incorrect, but it makes things very clear. (I can't think of any specific examples right now, but surely people will put some in replies)

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  RE: https://journa.host/@z_everson/117348798304836323 It's awesome to see somebody like Zach get recognized on a large media network - in this case by MS NOW.

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  Nowhere other than #Monsterdon have I heard so much high pitched humming.

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  Shouting at the vessel that just went forward in time will surely work. #Monsterdon

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  Wrong one. #Monsterdon

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  How many of these time related concepts were only recently known in 1967? #Monsterdon

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  We are all time travel machines, just really slowly at one second per second. #Monsterdon

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  There's this parking garage I use, which lets you scan your ticket and pay on your phone. At the end, it gives you a barcode for the scanner to scan. All's good. One day, I hadn''t managed to get my phone out the window to let it get scanned before the arm opened. Weird, must be a pretty good scanner. That happened another time or two, pretty convenient, nobody likes to have to stretch way out of their car to scan a barcode. The next week, I pulled up and before taking my p...

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  The #Monsterdon test: two monsters must talk to each other about something other than humans

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  I did the math on shipping a 12-pack of Cactus Cooler from CA to CT, and I've decided that I'm no longer going to pursue that particular endeavor. Why the hell does Amazon not sell it?

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  Do you know what a thimble is used for?

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  That stock boy's name was Dick Rude. Ouch. #Monsterdon

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  This mixing is awful. #Monsterdon

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  Tell me this is an 80s movie without telling me it's an 80s movie. #Monsterdon

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  That's a brave zoom. #Monsterdon

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  Just seeding the clouds for later. #Monsterdon

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  Hi all, it's time to take the plunge. I'm looking for one of a few different roles. 1) Penetration tester (or similar offensive security engagements) I currently lead the application security program for a billion-dollar organization. My experience includes independent research that led to the discovery of dozens of vulnerabilities in more than 20 court and other government platforms. See: https://govtech.cc/ 2) Senior software developer I've been doing development in a lot...

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  It's been 20 minutes and I have no idea what's going on. #Monsterdon

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  Are you comfortable buying vegetables right now? Inspired by a conversation with my wife.

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  Let's play a game of "will Jason make it home in time for #Monsterdon?". It all comes down to NYC... (Google Maps is wrong about speeds, one should go up by 10, the other down by 10 - which ones need to change, in which direction, is left as an exercise for the reader)