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  I just placed my taskbar on the right side where it belongs

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  Windows' new "move taskbar to side or top" feature works really well with full-screen Windows App connections - put the taskbar in different locations on the local and remote and you can instantly tell which Start menu you are interacting with

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  We need a Princess Bride sequel where Wesley has a death relapse and Princess Buttercup becomes the next Dread Pirate Roberts

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  Me: (watching The Hurt Locker) Teenager: (walks by) is this an Avengers movie Me: no but that's Jeremy Renner who plays Hawkeye Teenager: yeah and that's Captain America Me: (looks it up) Me: holy shit

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  President Trump's inadvertant closure of the Strait of Hormuz has lowered global fossil-fuel emissions by half a percent! Malevolence tempered by incompetence

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  In fairness, hawks have eyes

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  The song "Ice Cream" by Selena Gomez and BlackPink references the movie Free Willy, which came out when Ms. Gomez was a year old, and none of BlackPink had been born yet

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  Developers: mathematicians are dumb because they think a set can be both closed and open Also developers: this local clone is both ahead of and behind its origin

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  Happy International Lesbian Day to all you lesbians out there

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  What if NES Peach's hair is actually blonde but it just looks red because the castle is lit by firelight

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  A moment of quiet at the Banana Bowl where the field is completely empty

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  Date: so what are your kinks Topologist: I like GI tract sex Date: *calculating* Date: so, like, oral and anal Topologist: yes Date: what about vaginal Topologist: technically not sex at all

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  Shipping every character Julie Andrews ever played in one gigantic lesbian polycule

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  The right: Ilhan Omar married her brother! The left: that's a lie! Me, an intellectual: you shouldn't need to fake a marriage to cross a border

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  An easy fast to my followers in the Tribe

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  This Flatt & Scruggs duo is pretty good

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  "Let people wear what they want" includes Bryon Noem

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  It's important to know that, in Cats, when Grizabella is "flitting about the no-man's-land from the Rising Sun to the Friend at Hand," that the Rising Sun and the Friend at Hand are pubs - and real ones

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  Noem out Bondi out Gabbard on thin ice Looks like we've reached the "fire all the women" phase

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  Got a "main builds successfully" gate set up and working to protect main

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  He is risen

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  Ouiser Boudreaux and Clairee Belcher were banging, I will die on this hill

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  1. In first place 2. Got bloopered 3. Blue shell targets me 4. Mysteriously shoot forward dodging blue Unintentional ground mushroom blue shell dodge unlocked

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  A critical moment in Show Boat is when Parthenia "Parthy" Hawks objects to her daughter Magnolia marrying Gaylord Ravenal, on the grounds that he killed a man. Parthy's husband Captain Andy reveals that he, himself, killed a man, when he was 19; Parthy faints; the wedding goes ahead as planned. In the musical and movie versions, this is often played as Cap'n Andy telling a calculated lie to ensure his daughter's happiness. In the original book, it is...

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  I am pleased to announce that I have started a new position as a Senior Firmware Engineer in Microsoft's Silicon and Cloud Hardware Infrastructure Engineering (SCHIE, pronounced "sky") team!

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  Hot take but the Start button on a microwave should be idempotent

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  Thank you to those who serve/d