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<p>The inside of my brain is like one of those 80s montages where somebody is flipping through the channels on a tv and you see all kinds of weird stuff for like half a second and then I post that here. Sorry</p>

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    Why don&#39;t we meet in the middle and call it superficial intelligence

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    To my fellow middle-class, white, especially but not exclusively male and middle-aged people: The wokescolds, the hysterical feminists and anti-racists, the impractical anti-business leftists, the unelectable anti-police-state and pro-environmental activists were all right, and the fact that we tried to be reasonable and practical and conciliatory rather than standing with them when they drew their bright red lines in the sand is the reason that the world now looks like *gestures broadly*.

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    Why does a can of dog food cost more than a can of people food

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    The new state budget proposal continues to ratfuck state employees, existing teachers, and retirees, throwing a bone to teacher recruitment with 8% raises for *new* teachers and fellating cops with 10-20%. As a commenter on Reddit pointed out, those undereducated kids trapped in generational poverty arenʼt going to arrest themselves. https://ncnewsline.com/2026/05/12/nc-republican-leaders-announce-end-to-state-budget-impasse/

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    Shithead Nation claims another scalp https://www.theassemblync.com/news/education/higher-education/unc-coronavirus-researcher-ralph-baric-retire/

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    Tonight I am participating in that time-honored tradition of Linux enthusiasts, hating Linux with my entire soul

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    Installed iodéOS and so far it seems like a really awesome Android alternative. I like how much fine-grained control it gives you over the user experience. But the installation process was a beast. Their install page tells you, incorrectly, that you only have to plug your phone in and run the installer. If I didnʼt have vague memories of flashing a phone 5+ years ago I would have had no idea how to troubleshoot why it was silently failing.

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    Email: ACTION REQUIRED Me: Oh, donʼt bet on it

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    TIL about a bacterium so tiny, it lives in a fly. But not just inside a fly, children, no — it&amp;#39;s so tiny that it lives inside the *cells* of a fly. And its genome is so smol it might just be the smollest of them all. And its name is Wigglesworth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigglesworthia

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    I lay a finger on Bart&amp;#39;s Butterfinger and dare him to do anything about it

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    Tryna buy a case for my new phone and every online retailer is selling the same 5 ass colors #BringingFirstWorldProblemsBack

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    Old hard drives I had saved just-in-case are being drafted back into service.

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    It would be nice if police and construction crews didn&amp;#39;t use the same &amp;quot;caution&amp;quot; tape. I&amp;#39;m out here wondering if my neighbor got murdered but they just had a new walkway poured

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    All those people saying “I was skeptical of AI, until I tried Claude and I was amazed that it could tell me this and this and this” sound just like “I was skeptical of psychics, but then Madame Fortuna told me something only my dead wife would know!” Human perception has certain well-documented flaws that confidence men prey upon, and you are not immune from these

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    @Alice Are you on a boat?

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    One step closer to recognizing access to Costco rotisserie chickens as a fundamental human right https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5844255-hot-rotisserie-chicken-snap/

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    Folks, if you want your images to get shared, fill out that alt text.

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    Failure to prepare on my part does indeed constitute an emergency on your part, says the Joker

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    So Roku makes you agree to new terms of service waiving your right to sue the company in order to keep using the hardware you paid for, then three days later reveals a data breach. I guess weʼve given up pretending that capitalism is anything more than open war of all against all at this point?