moliver
moliver@mastodon.social
<p>I'm just a guy. I do stuff. Some people think I'm cool. They are, of course, wrong.</p>
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@JoeRess Devil&#39;s advocate here. A Starlink phone, maybe?
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I saw a bluetooth speaker on a joke list of generic gifts for men. I laughed and then realized that I want a bluetooth speaker. I&#39;m so basic sometimes.
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@ablackcatstail@mstdn.party I keep seeing those stores, but I&#39;ve never entered one. I could never figure out what they were selling from the name.
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@siege@octodon.social Nothing beats yelling &quot;git gud scrub&quot; at my 5 year old nephew.
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@walruslifestyle@octodon.social Paul Muad&#39;duk before he undertakes the ordeal to become the Kwaksatz Haderach. Great scene.
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@siege@octodon.social He&#39;ll be fine when the Monster I put in his juice box kicks in.
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Decisions, decisions. It looks like mastodon.social is getting defederated fast. Do I switch my account to hachyderm.io, or do I put JORTS on a HORSE?
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Moving servers. I&#39;m now @moliver@hachyderm.io I hope they don&#39;t mind my occasional shitpost.