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  Someone showed me how tiny bark scorpions are and it’s suddenly very important I learn levitation as a mode of travel. I will accept a jet pack in a pinch. 👀

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  RE: https://flipboard.social/@TechDesk/117524295467157236 Turnabout is fair play. 🙃

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/politics-2qr4m137z/-/a-JIbVrPLmTPel9TWQKKXpBw%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0 And Alaska 🙃

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  RE: https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7jvowuyaquloafzn3cfw/post/3myzdetx4c22i Isn’t it odd how men old enough to be grandparents still see themselves as fucking children, then (often) show up in the news for fucking children? And they wonder why women in their own age bracket don’t want to mother their dumb asses anymore. 🙃 I choose Golden Girls, not Peter Pan with a blue chew, thanks. 🤣

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  It’s starting to look like WOMEN created tech, so the real question is, who invited the first vampire in? I’d like a word. 🙃

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@TheManilaTimes/117524340906782888 Doordash offers robots to deliver food so people don’t have to tip. I think they even market it that way. My partner watched a cursed dirt devil looking thing with animated eyes get a pizza when I was in getting ours. Then I passed it on the road.

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@time/top-stories-088ho5dkz/-/a-Y_Wf2MnRRuOUmvbs8YXwDw%3Aa%3A3195429-%2F0 Of course they do!

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  Babies complain until something is fixed. That’s fair, gummy screaming is all they really arrive with in terms of problem-solving skills. We are meant to develop further skills as we go so it’s astonishing to me there are grown-ass adults who haven’t figured out bitching only wastes energy that could be spent fixing the problem. Play the hand you are dealt or die mad about it but for fuck’s sake stop making us listen to you bitch about something you can’t be bothered to act on. #ToughLove

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@spreadthetruth/117484681505424258 My partner said he read stories all day. Votes flipped repeatedly, but only D to R. No dems on the ballots at all in some cases. THESE are the elections that will be so mighty and corrective that people felt confident they could ignore the consolidation of fascist power for 23 months? I’d die laughing but the people who have been kidnapped, murdered, and raped while we fantasize about democracy we never had just isn’t all that fu...

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/117484722660308123 Fucked.

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  RE: https://climatejustice.social/@ketan/117480486889964027 Like how they patented my work then laid me off on maternity leave? After a dude who looked like Michael Bolten in office space told me he was going to rewrite it better, but never could? Oh, Microsoft! 🤣🤣

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  I don’t want to say much until i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed but my family may soon have something everyone needs that we haven’t had since March. 🙃💕

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@ThomHartmann/117484873415928192 The American Dream was an insurance marketing campaign, never reality.

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  RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gvda6fem6r7selm4gzjjww4a/post/3myhrhg5syk2v Meanwhile as part of a lease application credit check, an app similar to plaid connects your bank account to verify your income. I’m sure it will be fine…

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117430194902605351 Every damn time! 🤣🤣

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  RE: https://flipboard.com/@independent/news-uk-o63c2ergz/-/a-COCUGahjTBC59x6Q5--CTg%3Aa%3A1855170754-%2F0 So do the homeless get a tent bunker or cardboard box bunker? Oh, I see. The only lives worth saving are those with 24k above and beyond their regular rent. I hope they know how to fix shit after deciding they are most worthy to survive. 🙃

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117349666342030630 There were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations 🎶🎶

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  RE: https://social.wildeboer.net/@jwildeboer/117349662614718980 You’re absolutely right! 🙃

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  RE: https://kamloops.social/@fname/117348797309508279 That’s kind of how we ended up paying for streaming services with ads after cutting the cord (and for movies/music we bought on 5 other mediums over the past 50 years). Peak capitalism is absurd.

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@army_talk_fascism/117343597521986197 All just little bits of history repeating 🎶🎶

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116601697778555890 I’m old enough that we bad clicker remotes when I was little. And brilliant enough to realize a blood curdling scream ALSO changed the channels. 🙃🤣

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117339627109450248 There were extra parts but I’m sure it’s fine…

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  Whatever free channel I'm watching picks very "like" movies (which is how I found out there was a Titty Twister 2 (Dusk til Dawn) and it's awful. After Eastwick devils, #SheDevil (I wonder if they have Death Becomes Her?) But all I can think of now (because I'm a terrible person) is the line from Uncle Buck (probably) where John Candy offers someone a quarter to have a sewer rat chew something off their face. (Sorry Roseanne.) #ADHDTheater

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  I understand things are desperate in Gaza. Passive aggressively messaging strangers who have disclosed they are homeless and with accusatory language is a waste of everyone’s time. I cannot give what I don’t have and don’t deserve manipulation. You have limited time and need to apply logic. Get on substack and similar platforms to reach out to people with paywalled content bragging about their huge subscriber numbers. They get paid. I’ve been homeless for 6 months and not working for 22.

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  The cool thing about being impoverished is I finally got the figure I guess I always wanted? 🙃 I can wear my 11 and 15yo daughter's clothes now, in a pinch. (It helps they are giant viking children who met me halfway by being so tall.)

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  Ding dong, #Discord is #DeadToMe now (and took 3 servers with me on my way out). Please feel welcome to play along at home and #divest from #BigTech #TechBros and #VultureCapitalists every chance you get because #FuckThoseGuys #WeDontNeedThem 🫥

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  That worm-brained motherfucker is messing with my #sugar at his own fucking risk. #hummingbirdsunite

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  RE: https://newsie.social/@servelan/117332662971793537 Killing us softly, with his stupidity and greed. La la la la laaaa🎶

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  RE: https://mstdn.isometry.group/@Cahatstrophe2/117323121764942610 So secure you are never fucking getting in. 🙃 Mostly because AI owns that algorithm now.

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  RE: https://mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland/117331512592121653 When I said I hoped that Russians loved their children too, this was not what I meant. The US, Israel, and Russia ALL traffic children.