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  INCOMING! (RANT) Re: Amazon ✅Purchased item. Didn't work out. ✅Requested return ✅Received return payment ✅Returned item ✅Received acknowledgement of returned item via UPS tracking AND Amazon chat 5 WEEKS LATER: ‼️Payment taken back from bank account 🤬Received notice that item was never received 👉Notify them that THEY acknowledged receipt of said item ‼️They refuse to discuss unless copy of GOVT ISSUE PHOTO ID is sent for *nameless 3rd party* to verify identity Oh HELL NO! #inf...

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  What's the oddest thing in your #ApocalypseKit? I'll start. Brazil nuts. Bonus points if you can tell me why!

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  What if the bad orange spray tan is really reptile alien makeup concealer 🤔

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  The comment section is 🔥 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWmSWaMkUFr/

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  #TIL ONE in every FOUR albums sold between 1972-1976 was an #EltonJohn album 1972 - Honky Chateau 1973 - Don't Shoot Me (I'm Only the Piano Player) 1973 - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (double album) 1974 - Caribou 1974 - Greatest Hits 1975 - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy 1975 - Rock of the Westies 1976 - Blue Moves (double album) 1976 - Here & There (live) ALSO TOURING! 1972 - 87 shows 1973 - 76 1974 - 68 1975 - 22 1976 - 62 So churn 'em out quick...

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  Happy 1st Sunday after the 1st Full Moon after the Spring Equinox. Or how to mix 3 types of calendars to find a single "holiday". Hippity hoppity. https://youtu.be/ojzQncTbYQQ

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  One Pilot the latest LEGO video from Iran ends with the line: "We're waiting for boots on the ground. Please come back. Yeah."

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  Rumors that Trump was scheduled to attend 3 Easter Masses today and did not. And he hasn't appeared since there was a lid 2 days ago. I'm waiting for a new LEGO video to drop for confirmation... 🤔 I wonder if he praised Allah this morning on his war crimes threat post on Temu Twitter so that he covers all his bases before 😵

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  Huh. This is a new vibe from Anonymous. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWw3tRMDCfA/

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  Ok hold up.. hold the fuck up. I'm watching a video interview of the crew of Artemis II and my brain is breaking. The interviewer asked how does it feel to be in a place that nobody has been since 1972. (¹) Reid: "... To see the moon, to see the earth, and to know that we are between those two celestial bodies and you can see it when you look out the window..." 1/

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  So... No man left behind... Unless you blow them to smithereens first? 😵😵😵😵😵😵 Right then. Film score music this time. No lyrics. No words, except at the end. Daily #LEGO Briefing

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  Trump is going to run for president of Venezuela? TBF, his vocabulary is pretty limited so learning Spanish would be less difficult...

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  I heard someone call Truth Social "Temu Twitter" today . 🤣

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  Even sites of big names all look alike now. Back in the day, I'd go to Madonna, Rolling Stones, and Richie Sambora websites for inspiration. Now, meh.

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  So churn 'em out quick and fast And we'll still pat your back Cause we need what we can get To launch another dozen acts Are you working Bitterfingers Elton John / Bernie Taupin 1975

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  Music therapy for the morning: Captain Fantastic & the Brown Dirt Cowboy Elton John full album 1975 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG0W27j3Wle3v00d8Os8Jjrp_XEkbIin5

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  BWAHAHAHAHA Kristi Noem's husband has been... HAHAHAHA crossdressing and the family is... *TEARS STREAMING* Devastated Devestated I tell you. I can't breathe. Oh. PRAYERS! *ROLLING ON THE FLOOR* PRAYERS. EDIT: Oh and he was outed by an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/kristi-noem-devastated-report-crossdressing-163640004.html

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  Totally random. Everytime I see the word "barley" I think about how it is the basis for measuring distance and volume, both Imperial and metric. Barley. It's good in soup too.

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  So gas seems to be stable now. And by that, I mean it is steadily going up 5 cents every day or so. 4.85 - 20th 4.99 - 21st 5.05 - 29th 5.10 - 30th 5.15 - 1st

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  The military is breeding aliens and humans? Congressman Burchett has been briefed but won't say and thinks we have a right to know. Also thinks we would become unhinged if we did. He also said Trump is in the dark on a need to know basis. Ok then. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2GTzFNfdshM

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  I wonder if the other side of the moon (facing away from us) has been hit with more meteors than usual the past few months 🤔 During full moons obviously.

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  Oh hey! No allergies this week before the holiday that is the 1st Sunday, after the 1st full moon, after the Spring Equinox. Cool. And yes there's been a layer of pollen and yesterday (sunny) it smelled good and alive outside. So I don't think it's a matter of the climate system but of my system.

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  Had to add a diff bank acct to a financial entity (the old one is obsolete) so I click on "add bank acct" and I'm met with blurbs about Plaid. *EXPLODES* "Motherfucking third party pieces of shit I will NOT!!!! give any important info to motherfucker what the fuck am I going to now?!?" *scrolls down* Wait. I can *MANUALLY* link it?? 😱😱😱 The "security questions" weird me out but I answer them. At least they are multiple choice and...

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  Holy shit they so know their ship is sinking so to speak. I won't link it but I just watched Rubio defend attacking Iran and the desperation in his voice will cause half of you to have a panic attack. NOT from *what* he is saying but *how* he is saying it. Like, I don't have panic attacks but I have to regulate my breathing right now to get back to baseline. So if you're prone, don't go looking for it. Same old bullshit anyway.

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  Daughter's selling niche item: Dumb TV I feel like this is the right crowd. $200 Sceptre 65" Class 4K (2160P) LED TV NOT "Smart" **Up until pretty recently the only place you could buy them was at Walmart but not anymore. DM me.

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  Do you have pet insurance for your pet? ✓ FIGO ✓ felix ✓ embrace ✓ pumpkin ✓ Pets Best ✓ spot ✓ ASPCA ✓ AKC ✓ Pets+Us ✓ Pet Partners These are ALL owned by #PrivateEquity firm Independence Pet Holdings... *Go see my pinned toots on Private Equity, I'll wait... Caught up? Feeling all warm and fuzzy that Fido is safe and sound? This one gets worse. Independence Pet Holdings is owned by JAB Holding Company... A German conglomerate literally founded by Nazis. Woof. #Caturday #Dogstod...

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  @virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca @randahl@mastodon.social Came here to say this.