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Jon in Albany

joninalbany@beige.party

<p>Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.</p>

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    Nephew started dating a girl named Trinity. Am I supposed to just not start calling him Neo? That doesn&#39;t seem fair to me.

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    The Scarecrow and Mattress King #SleepyTVShows #HastagGames

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    You know that thing where you eat kind of healthy in front of a blood draw, and then as soon as they have their blood you eat like a moron? That&#39;s my morning plan.

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    Baby Got Laid Back #NonchalantSongs #HashtagGames

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    Han Pollo #ChickenAnything #HashtagGames

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    You&#39;ve got to love Penzy&#39;s Spices troll game. All algae green colored spices are currently 30% off, use the promo code FILES.

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    Just sent this to the kids. Fingers crossed.

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    @APBBlue set a course for adventure!

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    The &amp;quot;JD Vance is a couch fucker&amp;quot; bit never grows old.

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    Last Tectonic Standing #GeologyTVAndShows #HashtagGames

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    I cannot believe how much easier everything would be if I could just remember where I put something down.

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    The Albany Airport, where the TSA pre check line is longer than the regular line, and it is faster to park in long term parking than in the expensive garage out front.

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    Boot Scootin&amp;#39; Cootie #ImmatureSongOrPoem #HashtagGames

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    I&amp;#39;ve spent the last week in California for a conference. You know how if you are in a different country, just your clothes and body language make you stand out as an American... I am clearly not from California.

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    The couch fucker jokes just keep giving

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    At my nephew&amp;#39;s lacrosse game. A parent keeps yelling &amp;quot;Run!&amp;quot; at the players. Great advice coach. That&amp;#39;s like yelling &amp;quot;Catch it!&amp;quot; to a baseball outfielder.

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    Buckaroo, why is there a watermelon there? #AskACharacterAnything #HashtagGames #BuckarooBanzai

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    Larry, how did you avoid being named Daryl? #AskACharacterAnything #HashtagGames

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    Republican boomer neighbors came back from wherever they go for the winter. It was a nice few months.

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    The Gneiss Is Right #GeologyTVAndShows #HashtagGames

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    Part of me wants to keep eating pretty healthy and lose some weight, but most of me wants to eat a pie.

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    Forecast for today is 40% chance of flurries this afternoon, but a 100% chance of #pizza for dinner.

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    no you&amp;#39;re a crazy person #pizza

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    So I made 2 pizzas for the family with the two little girls that picked the pizza sign... yes, I put pineapple on a pizza for them. #pizza

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    The Dog Whisperer with Et Tu, Cesar Milan #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames

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    Say Yes to the Toga #RomanEraTVShows #HashtagGames

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    Rough week at the office. #DogsOfMastodon

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    CollarsUp Greens #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames

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    Yacht Roast #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames

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    90210ysters #MenuItemsForThePrivileged #HashtagGames