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Joseph Kohlmann

jkohlmann@mastodon.social

<p>He / him · <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Manhattan" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Manhattan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NYC" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NYC</span></a> · Staff software engineer · Design+eng, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HCI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HCI</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DesignSystems" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DesignSystems</span></a>, listening, empathy, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/house" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>house</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>music</span></a>, video <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<s

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    Big Platinum on #BigWalk was extremely satisfying

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    Fluke absolutely fucking rips https://youtube.com/watch?v=pmycOyxPYbo&amp;amp;list=OLAK5uy_m8aUULJT04ddWkcfjY769yDwBqFxz2Jgo&amp;amp;index=1

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    A team I work with all the time is hiring a senior software engineer to work on the New York Times web platform: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/thenewyorktimes/jobs/4722061005 Also, like mine, this role is in the @NYTGuildTech union! ✊

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    Currently a ball of neuroses

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@jkohlmann/116400982669321732 All-time incredible opening track

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    Recently completed some landscape photo edits with two different lenses, one of which didn’t have a matching DxO module. The module-less edits are good, but the edits with camera and lens module corrections, especially Lens Sharpness Optimization, are outstanding.

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    RIP to #DollyParton, who by all accounts was an absolute model celebrity and citizen.

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    Ride the train Ride the train Ride the train Ride the train

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    S A R O S

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    “Our monkeys on typewriters keep committing crimes!!!” https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/976948/openai-astra-model-pause-critical-cyber-capabilities

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    Really fucking sick of this sack of shit and his pack of Nazis https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/07/trump-orders-tariff-solar-panels-microchips-manufacturing-ingredient

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    Accepting that I’m thankfully safe, it’s wild how fucking awful the current epoch is, for fuck’s sake

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    Super deluxe fit Super shuttle trip Super weekend break Super move to make Sherlock super sleuth Super channel news Future super race Super heavy weight Super sexy stars Superficial farce Superceding all Super 4 point 4 Super 2 point 2 Super me and you On a super charge Living super fast

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    NYC is still a little bit magical, which is how I know I belong here

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    Apropos of some truly braindead posting: never go full lib or full boomer on the internet. Have some dignity!!!

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    Do whatever it takes to play SSX 3 at least once, and preferably for hundreds of hours, in your life

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    The sunk cost fallacy keeping millions of people on multiple websites that directly pay Nazis is one of the darkest fucking marks of the current epoch. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/meta-caught-paying-nazis-to-post-on-facebook

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    Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, YEAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BD7l3x-BYM&amp;amp;list=OLAK5uy_ln0FUGlGrkWSEKdq1sbpcdO98KFcKUIxo&amp;amp;index=3

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    This is really important. The New York Times is forcing one of my coworkers to choose between his job and taking care of his father. Tell them what you think of that: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell-the-new-york-times-to-stop-being-heartless-and-let-rich-quan-work-at-home